is that…a billy mays doll?
we're sinking like stones.
“ newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren’t, ‘see ya,’ then the third word will be, ‘oh my god my crotch you’ve punched me in the crotch.’ ”
dr. cox, scrubs
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constantly!
EVERY TIME!
all duh tyme
of course
I do, but only because the sound is weird when they’re in the wrong ears. Otherwise I wouldn’t
I wouldn’t check on those headphones, it would sound shitty regardless.
I’ve been thrown off because the L and R aren’t on my new headphones
which is okay because I can tell the moment I put them in
Wtf, who doesn’t do this?
Helen Keller…
I do this because so many song sound weird to me if I don’t. WACD is one of them.
Spot-On Impression of the Day: Stephen Colbert does a (seemingly) extemporaneous impression of a nuclear explosion, which turns out to be one of the funniest things of all time.
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HOW DID THAT GUY NOT LOSE HIS SHIT?!
oh my
oh my god that is the funniest thing i’ve seen in forever. how does he even exist?
